ADELE APOLOGIZED TO FANS FOR SCARING THEM AFTER “SHAPESHIFTING INTO A GIANT REPTILIAN” DURING A BACKSTAGE MEET AND GREET, AND EXPLAINED SHE WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO PERFORM LIVE OR TOUR AGAIN UNTIL SHE LEARNS TO STOP SHAPESHIFTING.

Adele “shapeshifted into an eight-foot reptilian” backstage at Auckland’s Mount Smart Stadium after the final concert of her world tour, according to shocked fans and a reporter from the New Zealand Herald. 

The ten super fans, invited backstage to meet Adele after her final New Zealand show, got more than they bargained for when the singer “shapeshifted” into a “massive, at least eight or nine feet tall, powerfully built reptilian” with “greenish-grey scales“, to quote one of the witnesses.

Jim Joint, reporting for the New Zealand Herald, wrote that the super fans told him Adele had “flickering reptile eyes with a black stripe down the middle” and…